Please, let me fuck your mom
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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