saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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