haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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