So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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