...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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