if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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