dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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