and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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