question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
what day is it and did you see me today?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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