it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
im holly from the hills drunk
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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