Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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