the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
