you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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