can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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