I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
