Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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