New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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