Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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