The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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