Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
im six kinds of drunk right now
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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