People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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