guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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