thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize