We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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