im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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