she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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