But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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