Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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