I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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