I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
whose parrot is this?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Randomize
