White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Drunk is a universal language darling
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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