i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
