Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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