i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize