Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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