i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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