Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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