i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
