I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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