Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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