Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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