if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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