If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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