Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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