Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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