Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
