My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
it glows. i had to have it.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
