Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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