well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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