Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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