Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
