nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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