Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
