so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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