and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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