It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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