My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i believe in u and ur pee
You did what with his pubic hair?
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